Bestialitet

Just want to share, though Im bit shy bout this. One day, I was alone in my room doing nothing, so as the saying goes, “am idle mind is a devil’s workshop” so something happened, I got hot and totally naked and inserted my dong in my pussy while fantasizing on my sexmates cock. Until suddenly my brother tarantula, which escaped, was now crawling in my bed going at my skin, I was frightened and totally freaked out, by to my astonishment, it just stayed in my boobs and in my nipples. I was so hot to stop my yanking so I continue barely moving, feeling the tarantula’s hairs in my skin, shit, it made me cum thinking what would it be like to fucked by a spider. After that I quickly got up, so the big spider was thrown away, I immediately went to the bathroom to wear a robe and shout at my brother. He got the arachnid and run out. I grinned thinking of the fun that I had with his pet. Hahaha!!!

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Hello. It is me again and I want to share to you a funny thing that happened to a friend of mine. You see he is a soldier. And since I don’t want him to come running after me with nothing less than a grenade and a Magnum Semiautomatic caliber pistol, let’s call him… Sherwin. Private First Class Sherwin, US Special Forces, stationed at…. Well, I wouldn’t want a whole battalion of grunts and officers running after my poor battered hide now, would I? So let’s just say it happened in a US Fort stationed in a desert which is also the home of a certain endangered desert tortoise that figures well in my story. Oh well, on my story…

Private First Class Sherwin and the entire fellow battalion were undergoing a desert training exercise that day. I don’t know much about the army, but I have this impression that it’s kinda like a paint ball war, only you’ll have to dig up and sleep in your own fox holes and stuff. Any way he and two of his fellow grunts were holed up in their little fox hole that night and very, VERY tired and sleepy and you would too if you had ran all around Fort Ir…. I mean, a desert area, carrying around what seemed like 50 kilograms of stuff on your back and that does not include weapons and ammo. And so, like I said, those three grunts were very tired and sleepy but like good soldiers, they decided to take shifts in night sentry. Yeah, like someone would actually come and blow them off with a rocket launcher during a TRAINING exercise in Fort Ir… I mean in their OWN Fort. But then again this is a democratic country and if our generals couldn’t see the logic in that who are we to say otherwise, huh? Well, anyhow, back to the story, PFC Sherwin chose to take the first shift, while the other two, Mike and Ian, decided to take the second and third shifts respectively.

Anyway, PFC Sherwin was there sitting and valiantly trying to stay awake while his two fox hole mates (I don’t know what else to call them…) were enjoying their sleep. Note that the word here is TRYING since PFC Sherwin was dozing off and on every few seconds. Until finally he couldn’t resist the temptations to sleep and he did. After a few minutes, someone or something knocking on his helmet rudely awakened him. A quick glance at his fellow grunts told him that they were still fast asleep and so he ignored the knocking on his helmeted head fell asleep again. And once more, he ignored it. Now would be a good time to explain that the nighttime is the time wherein the desert go out and do their ‘thing’. You know, hunt, prowl around and other nighttime acts that I shouldn’t mention.  Anyway, as I said earlier, PFC Sherwin ignored the soft knocking on his helmeted head and dozed off. Unfortunately, the tapping sound woke his two fellow grunts up and people; you won’t believe what they saw next. Just above the foxhole was a medium sized desert tortoise and guess what…IT WAS HUMPING ON PFC SHERWIN’S HELMETED HEAD!

Now, people, desert tortoises are normally shy and mild-mannered turtles, unless you interrupt their males while doing… um, mating rituals, then they turn ugly on you and bite off a few of your fingers while at it. Needless to say, Privates Mike and Ian didn’t thought of that first and after getting over their snickers, which started every time they glanced at PFC Sherwin and the desert tortoise ‘private’ moment, they decided to wake the poor guy up.

Naturally, PFC Sherwin freaked out once he realized that a desert cousin of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was violating his helmeted head and jumped, knocking the poor sex crazed turtle (well you would be too if you’d lived in a hot place where the few females were probably several miles away and it will take you a couple of months to reach them, assuming that they were there in the first place.) right in the middle of his reptilian climax, and sending him to the desert ground and the poor helmet splattered with white goo. PFC Sherwin ignored his fox hole mates (that STILL doesn’t sound right…) who were on rolling out on the desert floor laughing at him and removed his helmet and placed it on the ground. He REALLY wanted to kill that fucking turtle right there now but their training officer told them that desert turtles were not to be harmed because they were endangered oh, and the fact that doing that would result in cleaning the barracks for 300 hours.  So he did what any sane and ANGRY officer would to do to his subordinate AKA Privates Ian and Mike: he smacked them right in the face to shut them up!

He had just finished beating the crap out of…I mean, shutting his fox hole mates up (really need to come up with another name for it), when suddenly he heard another tapping sound. He glanced and saw the turtle humping his helmet again, though thankfully none of his own body parts was inside the much-violated army gear at of that moment. He heard snickers nearby and saw his fellow grunts looking at the turtle gleefully before finally collapsing in laughter. PFC Sherwin shook his head, he was sure that this story would be heard all around the Fort in the morning after that.

And that, my fellow animal lovers, is how the Desert Tortoise became the mascot of Fort Ir… I mean, of certain US Fort stationed in a desert.

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A cowboy goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen. He walks back into the bar, fires his gun through the ceiling. “Which one of you mothers stole my hoss?” he yells. No one answers. “All right, I’m gonna have one more beer and if my hoss ain’t outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas.” He drinks another beer, walks outside, and his horse is back. So he gets on it and gets ready to ride out of town. The bartender walks out of the bar and asks, “Say pardner, what happened in Texas?” The cowboy turns to him, and says, “I had to bloody walk home.”

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Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

Here are some lines I heard while having a short drink in a bar which I will remain unknown (mostly from fear from regular customers who might recognize what they just they said from this little piece… *_-). They kind of sound dirty if you try hard enough. Sort of how like “picnic in the grass” or “frosting the cake” can sound explicit to those who really want it to. Anyway, enjoy.

Top Ten Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

10. That stallion gave me a hard ride yesterday!

9.   Have to go, my animals are pretty lonely without me at home.

8.   Can I join you in taking Rover out for a walk?

7.   Just think about what you wanna do before you do it.

6.   Drinking cow’s **** is good for your health. (I wasn’t able to hear it clearly. You figure it out. *_-)

5.   I don’t like the way your pussy smells.

4.   Damn dog! I’ll fix you out yet!

3.   Let’s do it doggy-style this time. Bring your dog.

2.   Person 1: So what did you do yesterday?

Person 2: Nothing much, just playing with my dog.

And the number one bestial sexually slanted line (drum roll please)….

1. Flipper SUCKS!!!

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Hi, I am Melanie and this will be my first time to write my one experience with an animal I dearly love. He was a 2 year old German shepherd which my boyfriend gave me when it was just a cute little puppy. I named him Cupid.

I took care of him like he was our own child, I personally attend to his needs; bring him to the vet and stuffs. He just loves being pampered; we have lots of happy moments, together with my boyfriend, I let him mingle with my friends and neighbors most of the time so he grew up friendly and sure that won’t hit nor bite anybody. Usually at the morning, after I wake up, Cupid is there just staring at me with his cute brown eyes. He will just sit in front of me wiggle his tail and alternately bark and shows his tongue. As I don’t understand doggie language, I thought he is trying to tell me something which at first I just ignore.

But it happened every day this past few weeks and it really worries me a lot. I don’t know what he wants. From time to time, I asked him what the matter is or what is wrong and of course the only answer that’ll get is a bark and a stare. I was confused that time that I had to consult his vet, she told me to bring Cupid in his clinic and he will examine him.

Friday afternoon, I brought Cupid to his vet and I waited warily until he’s done with his examination. I was just relieved when the vet, who is also a good looking mid thirtiesh guy, came out of the room smiling. He told me that I am the only solution to my pet’s problem and he told me to enter the room and he will explain everything inside.

I followed him in assurance that I will do anything for Cupid. While inside, my baby is there looking lonely at the side. Then the vet kept on talking about his situation, his temper etc and his needs. One thing that hit me was when words like “fuck”; “you” came in the vet’s mouth. Then I got the whole idea. “Cupid wants to fuck me???” I asked him. The vet said yes and asked if I am willing. I looked at Cupid and he seems to understand what the bargain was all about and posed a big smile with three long barks. With my love for Cupid, I just said YES.

Then I saw myself naked atop the doggie table. Then Cupid came rushing in top of me, I was ordered to suck his dick which I immediately followed. I think Cupid’s cock is to like 18 inches long which taste something different, its tastier I think. I continued sucking, he was really hard and I can sense the excitement that my mouth brings my baby. Then, the vet stopped me and asked if I wanted the favor returned which I said of course. Cupid, using his thick wet tongue, licked me from the neck, then to my nipples, uhhhh!!! I felt really weird and excited. His hot tongue makes my pussy wet. Then he lowered his licks to my navel, with the ecstatic feeling, I even dragged his head from licking my navel directed to my pussy. He continued licking my labia, ohhhhhhh!!!! Its was so fucking hot… I didn’t know that Cupid is this Good!!!

I am so wet and felt my first blast rushing; Cupid instantly drank all of my juices. I was shouting with extreme pleasure and thought I had enough but I heard another command from the vet: “Fuck him Cupid, fuck him hard!!!” Then I change position, down all fours buttfacing Cupid, he did the same. The vet held my pet’s dick and trusted it inside me, ohhhhmmm, I felt his big fucker inside me, and I love the feeling. Uhhhhh!!! Never thought Cupid can give me more than accompaniment. Uhhhmmmm, good memories came flashing my mind while I was being fuck by my best buddy. Ohhhhh!!! Continued Fucking.

Then I saw the vet bring out his own penis and stood in front of me, whoa, he had an uncircumcised good looking penis which I grabbed and swallowed at an instant. This is heaven, giving head to a man while being fucked by a dog. What more can I asked for? I sucked and licked on the vet’s cock and balls. More slurping and fucking.

Ohhhhh… I felt the vet is ready for his cum and I felt mine coming too. He then stopped and said he’ll watch me suck Cupid until my pet released, which I obediently did. I suck my dog’ cock until it came, I tasted his and damn, its taste so fucking good, I looked at the vet and he was masturbating and in a while shoot load and loads of cum at my face.

After that helluvan experience, the vet confessed that nothings wrong with Cupid and that the sudden change in his mood is just a part of dog’s nature of maturing. Hahahaha! Both of us just laughed and laughed with thought of doing it again another time. Hehehehe…

Hope you loved my story. Thanx!